Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The United States of Amexica in 2006

Take a look at this photo. We paid for the image with the tax dollars that school illegal offspring. So thankful are they for free American education that the school's flagpole has the Mexican flag flying over an upside down American flag - which of course is the universal signal for distress. They couldn't be more right. America is distressed.

But worry not, our fearless President and Senate are making a strong statement:

Welcome to the United States of Amexica. No need to wait in line, just pack a pickup with 64 of your closest friends and come on in! We've got citizenship waiting for you!

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