Tuesday, November 22, 2005

What liberal media?

If you ever have the displeasure of accidentally witnessing a mob hit and find yourself entering the Witness Relocation Program, your safest alias would be assuming the identity of a Republican Vice President. Not only would most people forget you even exist, CNN would help you maintain your super-secret identity if you ever find yourself in front of a TV camera:

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