Thursday, October 06, 2005

Happy Ramadan!

Ramadan is a special holiday for me. It reminds me of the world's problems and how Islam is at the center of all of them.

In observance, I'll be eating this for breakfast, this for lunch and making one of these for a sensible dinner.

In addition, I'll be urinating in the direction of Mecca 5 times a day, not beating a wife, not killing my sister and not executing teachers or blowing up kids.

So please, join me in celebration that only 1% of Muslims are radical. That means that we have a chance of being killed by 102 million different a$$holes.

Hooray for Ramadan!

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