Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The UN-serious allegations

Condtradicting popular opinion, the UN can identify "very, very serious" allegations, as long as they involve prisoners the US has captured on the battlefield.
The UN has learned of "very, very serious" allegations that the United States is secretly detaining terrorism suspects in various locations around the world, notably aboard prison ships, the UN's special rapporteur on terrorism said.
The UN has generously carved out some time to chase phantom "rumors" about terrorists held on US boats by pushing the following unserious allegations into the eternal future:

UN Peacekeepers forcing young girls into prostitution.
UN Peacekeepers trading food for sex in 3rd world countries.
UN Peacekeepers opening fire on civilians.
Kofi Annan's involvement in the $110 billion swindle.
UN over-inflating estimated money needed for their new headquarters.

When you assemble a world body comprised of 3rd world rejects, many who's only experience with a democracy is criticizing one, you get the UN. Whenever someone tries to argue that the UN has a sliver of relevance, I refer them to the UN Human Rights Chair.

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