Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Falling for Social Security

Hillary Clinton is publicly falling for Social Security.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed while giving a speech in Buffalo, New York, on Monday morning, but recovered enough to resume her day's public appearances, her office said.

The Democratic senator from New York, seen as a potential presidential hopeful, fell ill during a speech at a restaurant on the topic of Social Security. She had complained she had a stomach problem.
Futher medical tests revealed that the stomach condition was brought on by a surplus of human excrement that aided in excessive bile production. Said the doctor, "Yeah, she's full of it. We see this stuff in Democrats all the time. The vaporized form has a habit of escaping orally. Even large doses of reality don't seem to remedy the ailment."

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