Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Head-Cases For Kerry.

Here's a little boo hoo from Boca Raton, Florida.

Some of the country's more unstable voters are being treated with 'intense hypnotherapy' by a doctor who's termed their malady 'Post-Election Selection Trauma.'

Hey doc, before you go naming imaginary mental illnesses, think of the acronym first. PEST isn't a 'sensitive' acronym for the politically handicapped. It risks making people feel uncomfortable and could even hurt their feelings.

Expect next month's headline to read, "Boca Raton Doctor Preys on Handicapped Patients, Ordered by Supreme Court to Undergo Intense Hypnosentivity Training."

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