Saturday, October 16, 2004

The Club For Growth

John Kerry gets a swat from Club For Growth. The ad applies the consequences of John Kerry's flip-flopping style to other life situations.

Watching John Kerry is like watching a bad tennis match. When he doesn't have his hand down the back of his shorts, it's back and forth and back and forth. When he's not mushy on offense he's soft on defense and requests a committee review on questioniable calls.

All the stuff he serves is crap. Because of a dainty forehand, all his shots are back-handed and are only less accurate than they are popular. Half the crowd cheers for him only because he wears the cutest coordinated outfit on the court, yet still manages to get out-manned by Martina Navritalova.

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